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ACTIVE UPDATE: ZOMBIE OUTBREAK DETAINED

March 12th, 2025, 11:55 a.m. Fort Worth: The zombie vaccine has worked in curing the infected individuals on campus. The zombie outbreak is now detained, and it is safe to come out of the shelter. If you see any other sightings, please let us and local authorities know.

PRESS CONFERENCE #2

Spokesperson: Sharria Hudson

ACTIVE ALERT: UPDATE: CURE FOR ZOMBIE OUTBREAK HAS BEEN FOUND

March 12th, 2025, 11:11 a.m. Claudine Myles is the founder of the zombie cure vaccine; she has cured the remaining zombies on campus. Details are developing… ###

PRESS RELEASE #2: March 12th, 2025, 10:56 a.m.